Daily Surf Report - 6/3/2014

Inspirational crystal quote of the day:  
"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up." - Muhammed Ali


"Dogged Morning" a one act play by Hoskin Firth

The scene: Cold, windy gray morning on the coast just North of San Francisco. Two raccoon's, Bob and Raymond are sipping coffee and gazing out into the gray abyss.

Bob: It feels colder than 53 degrees.

Raymond: Yep. Colder than a well diggers bee-hind, that's for sure. It's the wind... plus no sun.

Bob: Hey, what was the deal with that dog that was giving you lip this morning? What's his name...?

Raymond: Skippy. Yeah, that jerk has some serious problems, lemme tell ya. He's lucky I didn't go off on him. I think he's a little...I dunno...mentally handicapped.

Bob: Aw, he'll get his soon enough. What do ya expect from a creature that licks his genitals, chases his tail and lets a humanoid control him?

Raymond: Yeah, you're right. Poor bastard. 

After a long pause.

Bob: Welp. Let's get going. Those garbage cans aren't going to get tipped over by themselves.



The End



 CHANNEL:  Crumbling in the ankle-to-shin catagory this morning it's basically just more of the same. Gray, cold and windy..... but hey, how about those Giants?!

PATCH:  If wishes were fishes the ocean would be full. Nope. Not even happening right now. Empty parking lot = empty heart. :(

PACK IT IN, PACK IT OUT. 

Respect the Beach.

TIDES:

HIGH: 3:15 am 4.7'

LOW: 9:59 am 0.1'

HIGH: 5:29 pm 4.6'

LOW: 10:57 pm 2.6'

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